BARRY'S CORNER - LIVING IN ELKMONT

So today on the playground, two kindergarten kids, boy and girl, come up and say “you want to see our cartwheels?” Sure I say. The little girl runs and performs a really good cartwheel. The little guy says “watch mine!” He runs, I see a slight rise in his body and he stops. I said “go ahead “. He looks at me perplexed and says “I just did it”. Whaaat? I mean was it just that he was quick and I missed it?? Was he so stealthy I totally missed it? I say “you didn’t do one”. He says “ YES, I DID!!!!!” and runs off upset. I mean I couldn’t even give him the obligatory “good job”. He didn’t do it!!!! Welcome to the life of millennials!! Have a good one!!