A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great
statement he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!" And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river!"Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River.'"
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