RIDING WITH CHIEF DONNIE

Need to be on same page when it comes to kids. On Sundays, I sit on the same pew with my small nephew. When he needs to go to the rest room, he says out loud, "I need to pee, I need to pee" until someone takes him out. After a few week of this, my wife came up with the idea of telling him not to say "pee" out loud, instead say "whisper" instead of "pee". And how did that work out you ask? Not so good because my wife didn't inform me of the word change. So last Sunday, he was sitting beside me when he stood up in the pew, looked at me and loudly said "I got to whisper, I got to whisper." To which I turned my head and said, "Here do it in MY EAR."